2003-09-03
11:17 a.m.

I know how popular the ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ is in the country right now, and especially on the Internet, so I will share with you my latest celebrity sighting.

That’s right, people, I saw a member of the fab five. To be more specific, I saw Carson, the fashion guy. You know, the one who kind of looks like Ellen. (I’m looking forward to her new talk show, by the way.) I saw him a couple of times. The first time I saw him walking down the street and then later at a bar.

I didn’t talk to Carson, but I definitely could’ve. You can tell he is a brand new celebrity because he was so easy to approach. He was loving the attention. Posing for photos and talking to everyone. It’s still new for him. He’s not tired of the attention yet. I have a feeling, though, that Carson will never get tired of all the attention.

I do enjoy Carson, but I really wish I saw Jai. I would have definitely talked to him, regardless of how Taydo feels about Jai.

Moving right along to another celebrity…

Did I say celebrity? I meant someone who used to be a celebrity. Yes, that’s right. I’m talking about Jonathan. You know, the child star from that 1980’s Tony Danza sit-com.

It seems that I have accidentally become friends with him. It wasn’t my choice, though. We have a couple of mutual friends. So, whenever I would go to meet my friends for dinner or hanging out, Jonathan was also there. I guess it’s OK to be friends with him, but I just love making fun of him so much. I have a difficult decision to make. Am I going to be friends with Jonathan or not? Will I be nice or will I make fun? Only time will tell, I guess.

And now onto something unrelated. Sometimes I watch ‘Dawsons Creek’ in the mornings on The Superstation. I have never really seen ‘the creek’ before I started watching these last couple of weeks and I have to say that the show really gets on my nerves. The “teens” on that show are so melodramatic. No one really talks like that, especially high students.

Don’t you love how I am commenting on a television show that is not even on the air anymore? I should be a critic for back issues of the TV Guide…