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2003-05-10
10:13 a.m.

I have so many bills I need to pay, but there are only two two checks left in my checkbook. Don't you hate when that happens? I can't find my box of backup checks. They are packed away somewhere. I might have to order more. Maybe I can pay some of my bills online or something. Just the other day, someone told me that there is more to the World Wide Web than just online diaries and porn? Is this true? I may have to check it out...

So, the other night, while I was waiting tables, this french woman asked me if I was a dancer. I thought it was an odd question to ask. Maybe she was trying to figure out if I was gay or not. I don't want to stereotype or anything here, but most of the time, if you are a male dancer then you are also a gay male dancer, right? She said she was just wondering because she said I have such great posture. (To tell you the truth, I have gotten quite a few compliments on my posture.)

I told her that I was not a dancer but that maybe my good posture is from yoga. I didn't want to tell her that when I was little, maybe 8 or 9, I decided that my hair would look better if I kept my head and back straight and didn't look down too often. So, that's when my good posture began and it just stuck.

That just might be even more gay than being a male dancer, huh?