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2005-04-12
12:11 a.m.

Usually during the break in my improv class, my friend, Dana, and I go out the back door, down the fire escape and over to the convenience store for some water or something.

Tonight was no different. We were the first ones from the class out the door, but we weren't the only ones outside. At the bottom of the fire escape in the back alley, we walked in on two guys having sex. I'm not talking blow jobs here, either, this was full-blown (pardon the pun) s-e-x. It was crazy! On the dance floor in the gay bar is one thing, but in an alley across the street the Wrigley Field is quite another! They crazy thing is that the top was a white businessman and the other definitely came across as a little bit homeless. I can just imagine that gross businessman going home to his wife and kids after plowing the guy who hands out 'Streetwise."

It was definitely shocking, but not enough to really stop us in our tracks. We just kept on walking. We should've picked them up some condoms...